Gabriel García Márquez, Nobel laureate, who passed away on April 17, 2014 at the age of 87.obitoftheday)
It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.
Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.
We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.
I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT
Please don’t send this to your teacher
PLEASE DO SEND HIS TO YOUR TEACHER
WHY WOULD YOU SAY DON’T SEND THIS TO YOUR TEACHER BEFORE SAYING DON’T SEND THIS TO YOUR PARENTS
I AM DONE!
I should not have laughed as loud as I did…
Daily reminder that Jean-Luc Picard was rejected the first time he applied to Starfleet Academy so remember that whenever you feel like giving up
steve and bucky being in a meeting with all the avengers at the stark tower and steve is getting progressively more pissed off with them and their shenanigans while bucky just sits at the bar ignoring everything
"bucky come on, help me!"
"no way, don’t drag me into this"
"just give me a hand!"
i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer